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And yes, Laily does get beast fucked repeatedly, but she also does a good share of beating the fuck out of other werewolves and kicking ass. Although the central focus of this story involves the adventures of Laily’s original mary sue self insert husbandu, Thomas.
For all twenty-two years of his life, Thomas has lived a trapped quiet existence in an old secluded house deep within a cold forest, unable to
escape. He grows more restless with every day, desperate to be free,
having powerful dreams of a strange woman coming to rescue him. When she
does appear outside his window one night, she breaks him free into the
outside world, but it may only expose him to a dangerous reality that
he’ll wish he never knew. (This story contains graphic sexual content
and violence.)
YEAH NICE
This is what I worked on after a certain other tumblr blog mysteriously vanished, leaving me with plenty of free time. The book’s still short (according to this, only 157 pages) and can probably be blown through in a day. Don’t go in expecting this to be 157 pages of (werewolf) porn though, it’s mostly story. Also, even though Laily is the star of Kill Everything which is meant to be a comedic comic, King Wolf Heretic is a more serious story, though I tried to put in some touches of humor. I could pontificate for hours about this book and what the story is about and what it means (maaaaaan) but I’ll spare you that for now. Because Laily’s in the book, I have no problems answering questions about it on this blog, though my goodreads page would work too.
Huge thanks to @forgethewielder for this fantastic cover art, as well as eagerly reading the book and giving me feedback. He also did a couple of the first ever artworks of Laily, both in human and wolf forms:
This is the first novel I’ve ever written, let alone tried publishing, and most people I know weren’t aware I was even writing this, therefore it needs a lot of exposure, so it would be very helpful if people could reblog this a bunch for me, please and thanks. Also for the rest of tumblr, yes, this story does pass the Bechdel test, because Laily talks with another girl about how much they both love cum splattered all over their faces.
(Kindle reminder: You don’t need an actual Kindle to read this book, you can simply download the completely free Kindle program/app to read it on your computer.)
Why is his crown not a paper Burger King crown tho. that was a funny as shit mental image.
Clumzor finished coloring this fantastic Laily drawing where she’s in mid wolf out and about to squeesh some poor dope.
Laily is the main character werewolf mary sue badass sexpot of Kill Everything, a goofy satire of battle manga comics, which is open source and drawn by any submitter who wants a go at it!
Here are a couple more things that should be in KE to satirize shonen fight manga:
1. Definitely should have a time skip, preferably at a time that messes with the pacing or makes it seem like the story will go on much longer than necessary. All the major characters should have unnecessary redesigns (except Laily, who’s redesign will just make her sluttier, like a short skirt and shit) and the characters would talk like they’ve been through an ordeal and learned a LOT, while in reality they will be doing the same shit they’ve done since the comic began.
And 2. You should have a Cowboy (aka AMERICAN) stereotype character that is just awesome at everything. A lot of characters like that can be found in anime and they’re SUPPOSED to be obnoxious stereotypes but when translated their actions are just that of a confident dude who everyone likes.
Also I hadn’t drawn Laily yet so here’s a go at her
MOD 1: Hot Laily! Thanks.
As far as shonen fight manga, actually I got a couple other ideas that fit in there. There won’t be an overt timeskip, but the ending does involve something like that.
I mean, I could give away the ending right here if anyone wants.
But not for free!!!!!! Send lots of Laily fanart and/or porn and then I will consider it. 8)
PS I do have an American military soldier type who is in there that fights against a terrorist. I think I did mention this earlier. I could add a cocky cowboy type fighting a samurai maybe. And then the cowboy just shoots the samurai, cowboy wins.
A sneak peek of chapter 2 page 2 by amazing radiant humble clumzor coming up soon, as soon as chapter 1 page 16 is done, and chapter 2 page 1 is done. The whole page will be much bigger and more juicy of course. :3c
I had an idea for a Laily video game before where it would be like a little indie metroidvania with Laily where she has to be in human form to get through narrow passages and sneak through spooky caves with huge monsters she needs to escape (sort of like SA-X from Metroid Fusion) and then when she’s out in the open she can wolf out and just rip everything to shreds.
I had another idea recently for another Laily game in which it’s just a straight up ripoff of the Parasite Eve battle and gun modding systems, but with Laily running around blasting monsters and bad guys and shit. I would call it The Laily Dome and she’d probably just be fighting in a post apocalyptic ruined city fighting giant weird mutants and teaming up with other survivors. I even thought that the graphics would be like PS1 era style low poly, just something nice and simple, but that would be as a goof anyway. In a bigger version of the game, or The Laily Dome 2, she’d rescue survivors to bring to a base you can build and customize and manage.
But those are just the things I think of when the street lights are on and I’m making a grilled cheese sandwich.
Kill Everything is an open source comic with art by readers and fans. It’s a satirical take on arena-battle manga, with a female protagonist of color POC WOC whatever, who kicks everyone’s ass and is mary sue as fuck, to sucker in the social justice types who say there needs to be “better representation” of such and such.
And then the comic will be full of hot nudity and objectification and massive violence where girls get torn apart like fresh bread in the arena by giant beefy dudes. The main gril, Laily, is a werewolf who strips off that patchwork suit so she’s butt ass naked every time before she wolfs out (she will be one of the few ladies who DOESN’T get torn apart like fresh bread). So there’s lots of fetishization of her delicious brown skin. The only thing I’m missing is gleeful cultural appropriation, but I’ll try to get that into the comic later, if this gets that far.
The satire goes beyond just that basic bait-and-switch premise, of course, as you can see from the first chapter script if interested.
In order to help this comic go anywhere it needs to get posted around, so this is the call going out to help plug this comic anywhere you can, if you’re up for that sort of thing. I would greatly appreciate any fans helping to spread the word and potentially bringing in artists who might be interested in this project.
(PS art in this post is by Tenk, Forge, and Tamyra respectively, previously commissioned.)
People on tumblr can’t stop whining about “diversity” and “representation” in fiction. They want non-whites, women, trans characters.
They do this because they want to exert power over others by demanding what forms of entertainment are acceptable, nothing more. You don’t have to be of any ethnicity to identify with a character of any ethnicity in any fiction. You don’t have to be white to identify with a black protagonist, or black to identify with a white protagonist, or any ethnic variety of anything. You just need a good relatable character.
What makes a character harder to identify with is when they exist just to push the author’s politics. Leftists and/or tumblrites don’t know this because they’re not authors themselves, and when they try to be, it’s always an embarrassing failure of unintended hilarity. The Arkh Project comes to mind immediately.
This is why Kill Everything may be a satire and parody, but at its core it’s still a story with characters, and Laily herself exists as more than just a mouthpiece for satirical barbs. In fact, anyone who read the scripts can tell, she’s not interested in “right or wrong,” more interested in herself at the moment. All around Laily are good guys getting torn apart like fresh bread by huge crazy villains, and she doesn’t really care, she just wants to win her matches and leave. Laily will think differently, in time.
That’s why it’s important to keep a balance between ridiculous parody stuff, and making the characters one dimensional and stock, because then your parody ends up being a boring story, when a parody is always capable of having three dimensional characters.
Of course, the point of Laily being female and non-white is to show those whiny SJWs that they can get a story that has all the things they want, and will still have hot objectification and tits and women getting their throats gleefully slashed, because their magic little criteria for “inclusive” doesn’t mean shit, at all. Cultural appropriation, microaggressions, diversity, these are unimportant societal problems, meaningless, idiotic, only a retard would give a shit. Best way to show SJWs how stupid they are is to give them what they want and take it away at the same time. Hence this comic.
But that’s just my opinion I could be wrong, and if you disagree with me then you’re probably just a racist homophone. ^_^
Thanks to Ten Oaks for showing me this comic, because I’m thinking of ripping this girl off entirely as a combatant in the Kill Everything tournament. Except I’m going to name her Dave Willis and she’s going to be like “it’s not rape if you get pleasure from it” and then she gives Laily crippling orgasms for an entire day. I won’t spoil how the fight ends though.
Someone on /co/ actually said that “satire needs to have subtlety,” proving that comic book fans don’t know what they’re talking about (hence their enjoyment of substandard entertainment).
When someone shoots and misses like that, all it does is justify me making some incredibly smug cunty self aggrandizing advertisement for myself, where I can compare myself to the guys at Charlie Hebdo and claim I’m making REALLY EDGY SHIT 11/10 dangerous edge, because I know that will just really annoy the fuck out of /co/.
I think it would go something……………. like this. ^_^
Kill Everything is an open source webcomic written by Randall, and drawn
by you, the fans. If you’re interested in doing a page, check out our rules page first.
[Edit: I tweaked the dialogue for continuity reasons.]
